How tanga could one possibly get? lemme count the ways:
- lost my contacts whilst wearing 'em. only me could possibly do that. and no, i wasn't even intoxicated.
- my camera fell off my bag for no apparent reason other than me being the biggest klutz this side of the ocean.
- my phone found its way into my mug which is half-filled with water. this has happened to my ipod, too. again, i was sober.