How tanga could one possibly get? lemme count the ways:
- lost my contacts whilst wearing 'em. only me could possibly do that. and no, i wasn't even intoxicated.
- my camera fell off my bag for no apparent reason other than me being the biggest klutz this side of the ocean.
- my phone found its way into my mug which is half-filled with water. this has happened to my ipod, too. again, i was sober.
all in a matter of 1 freakin' week. so, where could my year-end bonus possibly go? you guess. i am not ending the year right. Santa, hurry down my chimney tahnight..
(alona beach, panglao, bohol, philippines)
this is how i would want to spend my day. everyday.
but mom, how come i never learned how to swim?
