christmas '09 (round 1)

How tanga could one possibly get? lemme count the ways:

• lost my contacts whilst wearing 'em. only me could possibly do that. and no, i wasn't even intoxicated.
• my camera fell off my bag for no apparent reason other than me being the biggest klutz this side of the ocean.
• my phone found its way into my mug which is half-filled with water. this has happened to my ipod, too. again, i was sober.

all in a matter of 1 freakin' week. so, where could my year-end bonus possibly go? you guess. i am not ending the year right. Santa, hurry down my chimney tahnight..